WHAT THE FROMP???!

What is a FROMP?? Well, a fromp can come in many forms. It can come as well known as Tiger Woods and Edward from Twilight, or it can come as small as my good friend Desirae(:

In the seventh grade, me and Desirae had English together. I remember getting a pencil thrown down my shirt in that class, looking up words in the dictionary such as "butt" and stumbling upon the word "necrophiliac"....that was a year of learning, indeed.
So me and Desirae made up a word to represent a "male whore". There are plenty of words to describe a woman, of course, such as whore, prostitute, skank, slut, etc.
I don't even remember how we thought of the word "fromp" but that's what we call each other(:

So now do you see why Tiger Woods is a "fromp"?

Hey, wait a second, Edward isn't a fromp, he just has hair that looks like someone ejaculated in it, pale skin, and pedophile facial hair!! So why am I saying he is a fromp? Well, it's not him...it's Desirae(:

WHY EDWARD IS A FROMP:
One weekend, about a month ago, I spent the night at Desirae's house. We watched "Kick Ass" (I give it 5 stars), "Thirst"(negative bajillion stars, it sucked!!), and another movie that was really funny, but I don't remember....hmm.. So anyways, we went to sleep and stuff and in the morning I looked at her and the angle made her look like EDWARD!! I was like "DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE EDWARD!!!" she kinda woke up and looked and me and mumbled "wtf dude, go back to sleep. effing crazy. hahh"

So that is why Edward is a fromp. Don't get it? Well, since Desirae is a fromp, and she looks like Edward(her new nickname ever since I was at her house), that means that Edward is a fromp because Edward is Desirae(:

I love you dude(:
and I hope you DO read this :D
Sweet Loves and Oxygen